Here Comes the Baby...I Mean, Bride

A staff member who's been here since day 1, who I've spent a ton of time with, and who always claims to be "single and ready to mingle" is getting married. Tomorrow. I found out today. I think I'm invited. She's 16 years old. He's 28 and has 4 kids. As far as I know she's unaware of the offspring part. But all the Thai staff here is supportive because her dad has a boat. I asked him if he's excited. He said no. Right now he's just hoping she won't be too expensive (because one must purchase a wife from her parents). Did I mention I might be a bride's maid? I don't understand this place. It's freaking me out.