I Did It!

So some of you might recall that this whole "I'm gonna mess around in New Zealand for a while" idea was inspired by one intensely crucial experience. And, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I, Amanda Sara Keller, finally, at long last, did the deed. I Zorbed.

Basically, they put you in a giant ball with hot water, creating a sort of self-contained spa, at the top of a hill. The gate opens, and your big steamy ball rolls down the hill while you go all rumbly tumbly down the somewhat well-defined route. It's a rush. Zorbgasmic, even. The Zorb man meets you at the bottom for a photo shoot and big ball puns.

Not only that, but Fabes and I got a free ride, a free towel, and all the people in the parking lot got to see Fabes in his undies (for free).

Was it all I ever wanted and more? Call me easy to please, but...absolutely.