It's snowing! And it's May. This is some crazy shiznat. My pool back home will be opening in a week, and I'm trudging through white powder with icicles formerly known as toes. I have Christmas carols stuck in my head and half expect to see tubby men dressed like Santa walking down the street. "April showers bring May flowers" definitely isn't applicable in this hemisphere. At least someone made a snowman with bunny ears...that distracted me from my lack of ability to feel my feet for a second or two.
So for the rest of the day I'll be drinking tea in my fuzzy socks, sitting next to the radiator and craving s'mores. No May flowers, no Memorial Day beach trip, and no "school's out" smell in the air. My internal weather clock is terribly confused. Maybe I'll try to get these toilets to flush in the right direction...then the seasons may realize how backwards they're being.
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